be the difference in a quotient entry # 1

maychelle and i had coffee at starbucks podium two nights ago. we were having our usual "honeymoon stage' talk and then i noticed this cute chinito guy at the other table. and this conversation transpired

me: i don't know but i'm having a liking for chinito guys nowadays
maych: yeah i know, and before when you were chatting you would always ask "are you chinese" and if the answer is yes you'd type in /ignore
me: uh-huh. ewan ko ba
maych: kaya nga never say never...before i said i will never date a guy with outrageous hair color...days after i dated *toot*, then i said i would never date a hiphopper and then i dated *toot-ulet*... kaya ngayon i'll say i'll never date juddha paolo...

*boisterous laughter*

and then i noticed that the cute chinito guy really likes biting his nails

me: my god, look at him...he's so cute...he's biting his nails...i just love it...
maych: hay naku, the things that you like now will be the things that you will hate later. and besides, nail biting is a sign of insecurity
me: no it's not
maych: yes it is!
me: no it's not!
maych: yes it is...
me: how did you know?
maych: i know... basta i know and i'm right... i'm always right
me: baket, ikaw ba si God?

*silence*

more to come...